To my Catholic friends, read the explanation at the conclusion.
To the Patriarchs, Primates, Archbishops, Bishops, and other Ordinaries in Peace and Communion with the Apostolic See.
Venerable Brethren,
Health and Apostolic Benediction.
“Never perhaps in the
past have we seen, as we see in these our own times, the minds of men so
occupied by the desire both of strengthening and of extending to the common
welfare of human society that fraternal relationship which binds and unites us
together, and which is a consequence of our common origin and nature. For since
the nations do not yet fully enjoy the fruits of peace — indeed rather do old
and new disagreements in various places break forth into sedition and civic
strife — and since on the other hand many disputes which concern the
tranquility and prosperity of nations cannot be settled without the active
concurrence and help of those who rule the States and promote their interests,
it is easily understood, and the more so because none now dispute the unity of
the human race, why many desire that the various nations, inspired by this
universal kinship, should daily be more closely united one to another.”
2. Never before has
it been seen that the need for greater interreligious dialogue is vital as it
is now – in the beginning of the 21st century. As the 2000-year anniversary
is approaching of the appointment of the Apostle Peter as the successor of
Christ, we see now the detriment of division and disunity, which the faith in
our own religion has posited amidst the face of the world. For far too long,
Christianity has been brimming with pride and violence. Our faith has been propagated
by racism and colonialism. Let us not forget the bloody crusades. Let those who
desire to learn from their mistakes approach the throne of grace with trepidation
and holy fear. Those crusades, unprovoked and needlessly violent against the
helpless people of the very venerable god, allah. Let us not forget our
culpability in massacring the native populations of North and South America as
we blanketed the continents with innocent blood. They were simply minding their
own business and looking angelic when we raped, pillaged and conquered our way
across the continents. May our god have mercy on us.
3. This issue is one,
which upsets the unity of our world. We, as a people, need tirelessly to
apologize, grovel and kiss the feets of those we have offended, needlessly.
These poor, innocent people. This issue upsets the unity and sovereignty of the
Christian peace. We as the greater nations, the wealthier nations, have now an
obligation – nay – a moral imperative – to invite every one of these poor,
helpless and innocent children of the ones we slew into our own Christian
nations. We have the responsibility, ordained by God Himself, to give them
welfare, take care of their medical and occupational needs. Even while our own
citizens are homeless and on the street. They deserve this anyways. It was
their parents who massacred these innocents. We have a God ordained responsibility
to bow down at the feet of their own gods and proclaim them in the very halls
of the Vatican.
4. In the face of
such injustice, the Catholic Church cannot remain silent. The Apostolic See,
has not refrained from raising its voice against the errors of everything our
culture has done since its founding at the time of Christ. In keeping with pursuing
unity and reparation with our victims in faith, the Apostolic See is recommending
that all Catholic faithful lay aside their belief in Jesus as having anything
to do with the salvation of the world. Jesus was simply a wiseman. As the
Muslims, our brothers in faith call him, a lesser prophet. The Apostolic See is
recommending that all faithful submit to our new god, Allah and Ba’al. And all
that that should entail for the propagation of the Christian faith. The Apostolic
See recommends the Catholic faithful to be open and receptive to the
possibility of a sharia government. The Apostolic See recommends the Catholic
faithful to submit to the charges of our new, collective masters, ISIS and
Marxism. The Apostolic See also recommends all Catholic faithful to observe the
practices of astrology. Finally, the Apostolic See recommends all Catholic
faithful to bow your knees to the golden statue of the calf. The calf, long
recognized as a communist symbol of unity and brotherhood between the faithful,
we owe the calf our allegiance. Let us bow at its feet.
5. During our
pontificate, we have been made aware of our racist roots and capitalist tendencies,
enforced by the patriarchy of our ancestors. We, as the hierarchy, also have
much to learn as we have learned much from our lay faithful. Particularly,
those of one particular demographic. Seeing how these, from this demographic
seem to be the only ones who are vocalizing complaints, we as the hierarchy of
the Catholic Church have had the moral duty to amend our ways. The Apostolic
See, in past has maintained rigid rules and traditions as though they were
doctrine. This Catholic Church, the Modern Catholic Church, I assure you, has
learned from the errors of its ways. We are no longer rigid. We embrace matters
of LGBTQ+ and see the terrible injustices done by our inherent, systematic racism
and the evil patriarchy. I, the pope, admit, as a white man, that I am the most
racist of them all. I shall kiss the dirty toes of those who have oppressed for
the rest of my pontificate. This new Catholic Church, this Modern Catholic
Church is woke. We, your priests and hierarchy are dope, swag and with it. We
are the bees-knees as the youth are saying. You can like us again. See?
6. With eyes lifted
on high, our Faith sees the new heavens and the new earth described by Our
first Predecessor, St. Peter. While the promises of the false prophets of this
earth melt away in blood and tears, the great apocalyptic prophecy of the
Redeemer shines forth in heavenly splendor: “Behold, I make all things new.”
Venerable Brethren,
nothing remains but to raise Our paternal hands to call down upon you, upon
your clergy and people, upon the whole Catholic family, the Apostolic
Benediction.
Given at Rome, at St.
Peter’s, on the feast of St. Joseph, patron of the universal Church, on the
19th of March, 2030, the 1st year of our Pontificate.
Pope Tardus of Sardia
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Explanation: I am a Traditional Catholic. I love my faith very much. Everything about it is beautiful. I have a lot of hope for her. I write this little satirical criticism in order to get people thinking. This illustration of the expression of racism is not to justify racism but to illustrate that there are always two sides to a story. The Crusades were launched after the Kingdoms of Christendom were nearly conquered and persecuted by Muslim invaders. In addition, native populations put up much violence against the colonizers. A Catholic perspective you don't often hear are those of the First Canadian martyrs who were horrifically treated by those they were trying to encourage. God does not approve of self pity. He does not approve of self abasement for sins of our fathers. We are forgiven. Do not be ashamed of being white. If what a pope says is contrary to what Jesus has always taught, a question arises. Who will you serve? Who will you follow? Obedience is good. But obedience is not moral when it leads you to sin. Know your faith brethren. Know your God even more. Develop friendship with Him. A time will come when the popular Church will not teach truth. Follow God. Only God.
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